NO BS WEBSITE COPY PACKAGE
It’s no BS because you’ve got other things to do than to hold hands with me and sing Kumbaya while I write your copy. You’re bringing in a pro for a reason, so I’m not going to waste your time with an 37-page intake form and spending six hours on the phone debating the finer points of syntax and grammar. This is the copywriting package that saves you pain and frustration.
My job as your copywriter is to make this painless for you. To decipher the jumbled up mess in your head and turn it into something that resonates with your audience. Copy that actually makes them love you AND buy from you.
As a copywriter, my approach is one part personality and one part practicality – think of it as a delightful mix of the right and left brain getting together to create copy that’s not boring as hell, but is well-thought out and designed to meet business goals.
That’s why I call it the No BS package. Because I’m not willing to sacrifice sounding like a human to the SEO or conversion gods, but we can’t go loco and ignore all that stuff either.
All with no BS, no pain in the ass and we only hold hands because this has been a good experience and not because I’m forcing you to. If you want celebratory jazz hands and show tunes, that’s on you. (Trust me, you do NOT want me ever to sing to you, particularly anything from a Broadway musical.)
And, you can decide if you want to add-on some of my more popular copywriting related services including an opt-in/sales funnel strategy + copy, or an SEO booster package. If you’re interested in either of these as an add-on, book a consult and we can discuss your needs as these are priced based on your specific needs.
Ready for your copy package? Here’s how it happens:
- You book your package.
- We send you the link to book your Content Strategy Roadmap session and the pre-work. (*If you add on the Story Distillery, we’ll do that first.)
- We hop on the phone for 1-hour and I suck out everything I need to know from your brain.
- I create the Content Strategy Roadmap, you review it and then we finalize.
- You confirm what pages of copy you want done, and then I start writing.
- You get your copy for review, provide feedback, I made edits and then we finalize.
- Then you’re ready to rock and roll with completed copy.
The Need-to-Knows:
- Typically, the No BS Copy Package is four to six weeks in duration. Spaces are limited, so book early.
- The No BS Copy Package is $2400 USD.
- You can upgrade your No BS Copy Package to include The Story Distillery for $2800. (Save over $500 off the Story Distillery.)
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Not sure what’s right for you? Book a consult now.