No BS Copy Package

NO BS WEBSITE COPY PACKAGE

It’s no BS because you’ve got other things to do than to hold hands with me and sing Kumbaya while I write your copy. You’re bringing in a pro for a reason, so I’m not going to waste your time with an 37-page intake form and spending six hours on the phone debating the finer points of syntax and grammar. This is the copywriting package that saves you pain and frustration.

My job as your copywriter is to make this painless for you. To decipher the jumbled up mess in your head and turn it into something that resonates with your audience. Copy that actually makes them love you AND buy from you.

As a copywriter, my approach is one part personality and one part practicality – think of it as a delightful mix of the right and left brain getting together to create copy that’s not boring as hell, but is well-thought out and designed to meet business goals.

That’s why I call it the No BS package. Because I’m not willing to sacrifice sounding like a human to the SEO or conversion gods, but we can’t go loco and ignore all that stuff either.

Here’s what the No BS Copy Package includes:

 

We start with the Content Strategy Roadmap. Because without a map…what happens? That’s right. You get into a fight with your spouse/partner/best friend and you end up not talking to each other. Wasting time. And seriously pissed off.  

 

We simply can’t have that with your copywriting, web design or anything else. The completed map will make everything SO much easier with your website and all of your content for months (and possibly years) to come.(You can get the goods on the Content Strategy Roadmap here. (It’s a must-have and I absolutely don’t do website copy without it.)

 

We then pick FIVE pages for me to focus on for your site. This can be any page you choose (excluding long form sales pages of 1500 words or more) including home, about, services, start here, press speaking, speaker, contact or 404.

 

I wrap it up in a big bow for you to review, you provide feedback and I make one major round of edits (if needed). Then you get two more rounds of wee edits. All the changes and fine tuning is done and you’re good to go!

All with no BS, no pain in the ass and we only hold hands because this has been a good experience and not because I’m forcing you to. If you want celebratory jazz hands and show tunes, that’s on you. (Trust me, you do NOT want me ever to sing to you, particularly anything from a Broadway musical.)

And, you can decide if you want to add-on some of my more popular copywriting related services including an opt-in/sales funnel strategy + copy, or an SEO booster package. If you’re interested in either of these as an add-on, book a consult and we can discuss your needs as these are priced based on your specific needs.

Ready for your copy package? Here’s how it happens: 

  • You book your package.
  • We send you the link to book your Content Strategy Roadmap session and the pre-work. (*If you add on the Story Distillery, we’ll do that first.)
  • We hop on the phone for 1-hour and I suck out everything I need to know from your brain.
  • I create the Content Strategy Roadmap, you review it and then we finalize.
  • You confirm what pages of copy you want done, and then I start writing.
  • You get your copy for review, provide feedback, I made edits and then we finalize.
  • Then you’re ready to rock and roll with completed copy.

The Need-to-Knows:

  • Typically, the No BS Copy Package is four to six weeks in duration. Spaces are limited, so book early.
  • The No BS Copy Package is $2400 USD.
  • You can upgrade your No BS Copy Package to include The Story Distillery for $2800. (Save over $500 off the Story Distillery.)

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Not sure what’s right for you? Book a consult now.

I’d never worked with a copywriter before, so when I hired Maggie, I really didn’t know what to expect. But her process quickly helped me get comfortable and I knew that she “got” me. Maggie’s a strategic thinker so when I had a question, she would consider everything in terms of the overall vision and provide a solution without any BS. I highly recommend Maggie – she did an amazing job and is very easy to work with.  We’ll have a long future together!

Sara Wagers, Business Strategist

Working with Maggie helped gave me the confidence to show the market what I stand for and put myself out there in a bigger and brighter way.  Throughout the process, I felt really taken care of and Maggie’s straight forward, can-do attitude was so appreciated. If you want copy that doesn’t sound the same as the same old jazzed up, extra witty class of copy that everyone’s using, and actually want copy sounds like you, but more polished, Maggie’s your girl.

Kylie Patchett, Business and Life Coach

Maggie was incredibly responsive throughout my website copywriting project and it was like working with a good friend. She went above and beyond to understand my business and deliver copy that would connect with my ideal clients. I highly recommend her to anyone who needs a copywriter extraordinaire.

Sonia Sommer, Practitioner of Structural Integration

While Maggie is an amazing copywriter, she brings so much more than that to the table. She’s helped me get really clear on my message and create consistency in my brand’s voice. I love working with Maggie because she nails it every time and offers a rare personal touch in the process.

Ali Rittenhouse, Online Business Strategist

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